I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
It’s too early to be thinking about this shit
okay I hate these jokes as much as you do honestly I’m tired of them BUT my friend’s uncle won an oscar for a short film a few years ago. he’s not big or anything so he basically celebrated by going to a nearby bar afterward idk nothing special. but apparently leonardo dicaprio was there and saw…
You know what I would greatly appreciate having…. Boobs